Picture: From The Archives 4 or Not a Pussycat

Here is the last of my archive series and probably my favorite of the bunch. I made this for my cat shortly after receiving her as a gift. I've had this one as my desktop picture for a few weeks now and I'm still enjoying it. Favorite parts include the eye/pee hole and the vein/tail.

Picture: From The Archives 3 or It's Raining Men

I like to consider myself entirely unhomophobic, but I will admit being somewhat weirded out while making this. They're just so shiny and bulbously knobbed. There is some question in my mind as to if Colin is looking up with astonishment or if he is trying unsuccessfully to catch them in his mouth.


P.S. I think he'll get the next one.

Picture: From The Archives 2 or The Infinite Chinese Finger Trap

Oh Colin, what has become of thee... Many of these old pictures are stills from movies we made back in High School. Shout out to Brian Goetz our writer, director and leading man. Here we have Colin in his plumbers garb continuously giving himself what I can only assume is a prostate exam.

Picture: From The Archives

I had gone back and forth about posting some of my old photoshops because I had an inkling that I wanted to make this site 'family friendly'. You see, my previous stuff had been almost entirely penis based art. I then remembered 2 things, my personality isn't really all that family friendly, and I already posted a song where a man says "No grabbing of the cunt". So I decided to let fly. First off we have... Eric and Winnie.

Picture: We heART Andy!

Happy belated birthday Andy! Sorry for being so late with this, people being born a few days before you muscled into your time slot. For those of you who haven't been out there yet, this is the beautiful view from Andy and Mary's back porch. Katie and I have just flown in from a picture taken in Arches National Park. Mary seems to have gotten caught up in some sort lycanthropic (look it up, jerk) experiment gone awry. Either way, there seems to be some sort of sacrifice taking place to appease Andy.

PIcture: Happy Birthday Katie

Last but not least, wrapping up the birthday season is m'lady Katie. This was a picture of our Oakland apartment's living room. Pictured here is Katie, Lindsay, Maddie, sleeping me, and House M.D. Also added in is Cranium (apparently the computer game), map of Thailand, a scary poster, a deck of cards, and a box of Nutty Nuggets.


Happy birthday my sweet helper goat.

Picture: Happy Birthday Mike

Only one left after this one. Katie's is actually already done but it is embargoed until she sees it on her birthday. Originally the idea for this one was to put Mike in a scene with all the things of this world that he hates. After being thoroughly disappointed with the different NASCAR images available we scrapped that and stuck him into a vortex of things he likes. I was going to smear the image to try to make it look like everything was being sucked into the void but it just didn't come out right.


The items surrounding Mike are (starting at the 10 o'clock position): The tower at St. Mark's Cathedral in Venice, an Italian boot, hookah, cologne, an Italian dictionary, the Duomo in Italy, pink shirt, German dictionary, Cuban cigars, a bottle of Glenlivet, Dwight from The Office ("It has to be official, and it has to be urine"), CSI Miami VHS, and a bottle of expensive wine. To my knowledge Mike has little to no interest in astronomy.