Picture: From The Archives 4 or Not a Pussycat

Here is the last of my archive series and probably my favorite of the bunch. I made this for my cat shortly after receiving her as a gift. I've had this one as my desktop picture for a few weeks now and I'm still enjoying it. Favorite parts include the eye/pee hole and the vein/tail.

Picture: From The Archives 3 or It's Raining Men

I like to consider myself entirely unhomophobic, but I will admit being somewhat weirded out while making this. They're just so shiny and bulbously knobbed. There is some question in my mind as to if Colin is looking up with astonishment or if he is trying unsuccessfully to catch them in his mouth.


P.S. I think he'll get the next one.

Picture: From The Archives 2 or The Infinite Chinese Finger Trap

Oh Colin, what has become of thee... Many of these old pictures are stills from movies we made back in High School. Shout out to Brian Goetz our writer, director and leading man. Here we have Colin in his plumbers garb continuously giving himself what I can only assume is a prostate exam.

Picture: From The Archives

I had gone back and forth about posting some of my old photoshops because I had an inkling that I wanted to make this site 'family friendly'. You see, my previous stuff had been almost entirely penis based art. I then remembered 2 things, my personality isn't really all that family friendly, and I already posted a song where a man says "No grabbing of the cunt". So I decided to let fly. First off we have... Eric and Winnie.